Андрей♪ ٩๏̯͡๏۶, 45 - 17 марта 2009 06:36

оч. интересная история !)
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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> The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
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> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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> The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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> The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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> The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
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> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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> The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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> The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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> Moral of the story: [COLOR=red]Women are clever. Don't mess with them. [/COLOR]
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> Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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> Male readers: Please scroll down.
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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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> Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
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> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

млин---куда бы деться.....
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